Sunday, September 22, 2013

Parents Hate Allergies

I was recently reading my daughter one of her favorite books "Bad Kitty Gets a Bath" by Nick Bruel and one page kind of jumped out at me (page 30, to be exact). I love this author's humor and I hope that my adaption of this page to the story makes others chuckle as well.




It's not that parents don't like allergies.




It's not that parents have a difficult relationship with allergies.




It's not that parents chose not to vote for allergies in the last election.



It's not that parents would rather choose vanilla over allergies.




It's not that parents neglect to send allergies a card on their birthdays.


It's not that parents pick allergies last when choosing sides for a kick ball game.






It's not that parents think about allergies in the same way a fire hydrant thinks about dogs.




It's not that parents look at allergies in the same way that a vegetarian looks at ten pounds of raw liver.


It's not that parents once bought allergies an awesome present that cost an entire month's allowance, and then allergies didn't even have the decency to say "thank you."

It's simply that...

          




         PARENTS HATE ALLERGIES!



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