So what does a food allergy blogger like me think of when I receive a box of Go Veggie Foods Chive & Garlic Vegan Spread & Dip Minis to try out before it's even on their own website? I can tell you that we have used their 8 ounce size products for awhile now and in my strange, blogger-brain that runneth over, the first words that came into my head when I asked myself where I would eat this was "Everywhere". Low and behold, one of my favorite books came into mind and I felt it was my duty to pay homage to both of these items that I enjoy so much. Think about it- I'm having fun, I am being creative and, well, I did get a lot of strange looks but that makes it even more fun!
Ladies and gentleman, may I present my Go Veggie Foods product review Dr. Seuss style-
Would you like them here or there?
Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?
Um.....well, maybe not with a mouse. Definitely alone, maybe even next to the mouse but this photo required me to find a local (not so fresh-smelling) pet store and if I had to eat the Go Veggie mini there, I would but I prefer not too. I mean, the mouse sure seemed all gung-ho but I would be concerned that my Go Veggie might pick up a little something icky if I chose to eat with a mouse. Sorry mouse.
Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
Go Veggie spread needs to be removed from the packaging before eating so I will clarify this to save any possible wasting of the product.
Would you? Could you? In a car?
Chive & Garlic spread responsibly. That and if you drop it in the car, you know that stuff is gonna really smell strong once the hot weather rolls around again.
You may like them in a tree!
Go Veggie minis too. Do you see the sheer intent in her smile?! Trying to look all innocent but in reality, she is taunting me! She did like them in a tree but then she promptly ran into the house (our real house, not the doll house) and refused to share....she must get that from her father.
A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you on a train?
In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?
I could. I did. But you would not see me if I ate it in the dark so what would the point of that be? Unless, you are a mom who now eats in hiding because you have learned that this is the only way to eat something without having to share, forfeit or just "give a bite" to and not feel guilty for wanting your own food...without second-hand slobber. Don't get me wrong- you love that slobber and I would most definitely give my child anything but it's so nice to eat just one thing for yourself. But the dark- my other issue with this- SPIDERS! I don't like them, they may be lurking in the dark and then I would just plain freak out, not eat the Go Veggie mini and probably run into something on the way out while screaming. (Did I mention I hate spiders?)
Would you, could you, in the rain?
Yes. All things are possible in the rain! Except to stay dry. And maybe roller skating.
Could you, would you, with a goat?
Would you, could you on a boat?
Go Veggie or pre-treat with anti-nausea meds. The only thing worse than wasting a mini is to watch it return (hack, gag)...oh, the horror!
Final Thoughts In all seriousness, my family has been a huge fan of Go Veggie Foods and I appreciate them allowing me to not only post a product review on this brand new item but also allow me to utilize my blogger weirdness along the way. If you are ready to try them out for yourself, you can visit them at http://www.goveggiefoods.com/. Although I was not compensated to write this product review other than getting the products themselves, please be kind and let them know that Nutrimom sent you over.
As always, never any compensation except for the products themselves to review as all of my reviews are always honest